For more than a decade I’ve ranted about the ridiculous
No I’m not kidding. It’s our holiday. Christians invented Halloween.
A perfect opportunity to show Christlike generosity—and give the best candy ever. But too many of us make a serious point of being grouchy, fear-addled spoilsports. [Image swiped from a mommy blog.]
I know; you’ve likely read an article which claims Halloween got its origin in pagan harvest festivals. That’s utter bunk. Some neo-Pagan (one of the capital-P Pagans who worship nature and its gods, whose religions date from the 1960s, even though they claim they’re revivals of ancient pre-Christian religions) started to claim we Christians swiped it from them, and Christianized it. There’s no historical evidence whatsoever for this claim, but they keep claiming it. Gullible reporters repeat it every year when they write about the history of Halloween.
The story has always been hearsay, but it’s been passed around so long, people actually try to debunk me by quoting 20-year-old articles which claim Halloween was originally Samhain or some other pagan festival. But those old articles were poorly sourced. Incorrect then; incorrect now.
Samhain (pronounced
Oh, and neither neo-Pagan nor Christian holidays involve a celebration of creepy horror movie themes. That got added in the 20th century.
The harvest festival.
Nearly every culture celebrates the harvest. Agrarian cultures especially. Once you harvest your crops, once the job’s finally done, you kick back, enjoy the fruits of your labor and the fat of your land, and celebrate. Even though far fewer first-worlders work in agriculture than ever. (I own stock in agribusinesses… but no, that doesn’t count.) But hey, whatever excuse we can get to eat a lot and celebrate.
In the United States
The Celts didn’t wear costumes for their harvest festivals. Heck, neither do Americans, other than the school pageants where kids might dress as the Plymouth colonists or the Wampanoags. (Me, I wanted to dress as an Indian so we could make those cool paper-bag vests. White kids dressing as Indians for Thanksgiving in the San Francisco Bay Area: Yeah, I’m that old.)
There was food. Including sweets, ’cause of course. No door-to-door hunt for candy. No pranks. Yes pumpkins; no, they weren’t carved into wacky faces, but eaten. Bonfires and ghost stories? Sure, but those happen every time people celebrate at night. Halloween resembles Samhain about as much as Cinco de Mayo resembles Memorial Day: They only thing they have in common is beer. And every holiday has beer.
Despite neo-Pagan claims, Samhain wasn’t a religious holiday but a secular one. The harvest was done, and people wanted to party. As you should!—after months of dried and preseved and stale food, now you can eat something fresh. The Celts harvested their crops, lit bonfires, enjoyed their food, and partied like it’s 199. Then they butchered the rest of the animals they’d need to eat over winter, stockpiled the rest of the grain, and got ready for the world to get cold.
During every celebration, if you believe in gods, you thank them. Look at Thanksgiving: The name itself implies
Samhain was a secular holiday—and the Pagans have Paganized it. Most Pagans grew up Christian, then grew tired of dead religion and bad Christians, and switched religions. (I don’t blame them; dead religion sucks.) But because they’re burnt out on Christian traditions, Pagans tend to reject any tradition. Samhain observances vary from group to group, and about they only thing they have in common is bonfires. If that; whenever the bonfires get “too traditional” for their comfort, they actually skip the bonfires.
Ironically, the Christians who claim Halloween is too Pagan, tend to call their Halloween alternatives “harvest festivals.” Which they’re not, ’cause not a single child goes to those parties expecting grain.
But let’s put aside all the Pagan stuff, and the dumber Christian stuff, and look at where Halloween actually comes from.
Halloween’s history.
As educated Christians know, we didn’t steal a single holiday from the pagans. We stole ’em from the Jews.
Christianity’s an offshoot of the Hebrew religion, remember?
Beyoned the swiped Jewish holidays, we added new holidays. Usually
We Christians also added
Sometimes, like Christmas, our days coincide with ancient pagan holidays. Pagan customs got mixed together with Christian customs. Usually without any endorsement from church leaders. But if they’re benign, like pumpkin spice lattes and chocolate bunnies, we don’t much care. And even when they’re not benign, like the drunken rampages of St. Patrick’s Day… I remember one bishop years ago who decided no, he wasn’t suspending
I mentioned saints’ days. Traditionally we celebrated the day they went to be with Jesus. More recently,
Back then people went to church in the evening (or e’en, to use the older English word for it), so All Saints Day was celebrated on All Saints E’en. Or All Hallows E’en (hallows meaning “holy ones”), which was contracted to Halloween. The candy and costumes came later. Christians began by dressing as saints, and devolved into dressing as Batman.
So how’d it become secular? Christians let the holiday go, and pagans took it over.
Fundie fright night.
Every Halloween party I ever attended in my childhood was church-related. No, it wasn’t always on 31 October, ’cause that night was reserved for trick-or-treating. But it meant I got to wear my Batman costume more than once that year, back when I still fit in it. (See, you thought I was joking about dressing as Batman. Nope! I was a big fan of
But in the late ’70s and throughout the ’80s, there was a big push for conservative Christians to abandon Halloween. Some paranoid parent would talk our youth pastors into showing a really disturbing video about how Satanists were running amok that night. Certain con artists, Mike Warnke in particular, pretended to be ex-Satanists and told these outrageous stories about what their devil-worshipers did every Halloween. None of it was true, but it scared the willies out of gullible Fundamentalists. Warnke made really good money on the church lecture circuit, and suddenly we Christian kids were forbidden from celebrating “the devil’s birthday.” Fortunately for me, by the time the hammer came down, I figured I was “too old for that kid stuff” and only observed Halloween by handing out candy.
By the 1990s, many churches had either dropped their Halloween functions altogether. Or, because they really didn’t wanna miss the fun, they turned them into “harvest parties.” Kids still wore costumes, still got candy… that is, till some irate parent complained, “Waitaminnit… this is a Halloween party! All you did was rename it!” (Well duh.) Sometimes compromises were made with the angry parents—costumes had to go, then candy, then fun altogether. For some churches it’s just another youth service. For some, it’s even become a mournful prayer vigil, calling upon God to be with people despite all the devilry going on that night.
Or worse: Some Christians created Hell Houses. I’ve seen a few of them, and they’re some of the least Christian things we’ve ever invented. Take a haunted house, then remove anything fun. Show realistic images of people going through the worst-case, violent, bloodiest consequences of their poor life choices. Then tell them they’re going to hell for this. Then show ’em what hell “literally looks like.” (As if the bible says what it literally looks like. It doesn’t, so most of the imagery comes from popular culture.) The goal was to frighten the kids into turning to Jesus. Sometimes it works!—temporarily.
Both festively and morally, we Christians abandoned our own holiday.
As the Christians put it down, the pagans picked it up—same as they did with St. Valentines Day, and just as they’re longing to do with Christmas. Bereft of Christian influence, left to their own devices, adults began throwing wilder and wilder costume parties. Teens and adults escalated the pranking, violence, and inappropriate costumes. So here we are.
Fighting evil on Halloween.
Can we do anything about the way people celebrate Halloween nowadays? Absolutely we can. If we get involved, and use Halloween as the ministry and outreach opportunity it is.
But lots of Christians don’t care to. They still consider Halloween “evil,” too tainted to redeem, and they’d rather just say to hell with it. They won’t even acknowledge the day exists—no harvest parties, maybe a prayer vigil, but nothing else. They’re the ones whose porch lights go dark that night, and pretend no one’s home when the cute little four-year-olds ring the doorbell. Or worse: They go to the door anyway, self-righteously say, “We don’t celebrate Halloween,” and even lecture the poor little kids… whose only crime was wanting to show off their neat costumes, and wishing and longing for the rare full-size candy bar.
If you wanna legitimately fight evil,
What’re you showing trick-or-treaters?
Does your church throw a harvest party? Good. Now, start rethinking how you do ’em. (And not just to avoid spreading the cold, flu,
Since it’s All Saints Eve, what about the saints? The Roman Catholics and some mainline churches have this down, but every church oughta get in on that. Remind your fellow Christians what the day is supposed to be about: The great Christians of the past. Celebrate the heroes of faith—both those who’ve gone to be with Jesus, and those who are still around us, whom we know personally.
That’s plenty. ’Cause too many Christians do nothing.
Yeah, it’s depressing. We’re supposed to take territory, not cede it. Halloween is a defeat, and deep down we Christians know it, which is most of the reason the holiday bothers us so much. As it should. We need to take it back.