
On 5 April 33, before the sun rose at 5:23 a.m. in Jerusalem, Jesus of Nazareth rose from the dead. Executed only two days before, he became the first human on earth
Jesus died the day before
But in many Germanic-speaking countries, including English, we use the ancient pagan word for April, Eostur. In German this becomes Ostern; in English Easter.
Because of the pagan origins of the word, certain Christians avoid it and just call the day “Resurrection Sunday.” (Which is fine, but confuses non-Christians.)
Easter is our most important holiday.
They don’t even like it: When they die, they wanna go to heaven and stay there. Resurrection? Coming back? In a body? No no no. And we’ll even find Christians who agree with them: They’ll claim Jesus didn’t literally return from death, but exists in some
So to pagans, Easter’s a myth. It’s a nice story about how we Christians think Jesus came back from the dead, but it comes from ancient times, back when people believed anyone could come back from the dead if they knew the right magic spell. Really it’s just a metaphor for spring, new life, rebirth; just like eggs and baby chicks and bunnies. They’ll celebrate that. With chocolate, fancy hats, brunch, and maybe an egg hunt.
But to us Christians, Easter’s no myth. It’s history.
Jesus and resurrection.
I explained in greater detail
Oh, Orpheus might try to lead Eurydice out of the underworld, but he wouldn’t succeed—because, the ancients figured, dead was dead—and the afterlife was “the undiscovered country from whose bourn no traveler returns,” as William Shakespeare had Hamlet say. When people died, they were gone. Sure, someone might slip into a coma, or appear dead after an accident or illness, and appear to come back to life, and that was kinda miraculous. Happens in our culture too, whenever somebody dies and we perform
But something unique happened to Jesus of Nazareth. More than once he warned his students it was coming:
Luke 18.31-34 KJV - 31 Then he took unto him the twelve, and said unto them, Behold, we go up to Jerusalem, and all things that are written by the prophets concerning the Son of man shall be accomplished. 32 For he shall be delivered unto the Gentiles, and shall be mocked, and spitefully entreated, and spitted on: 33 and they shall scourge him, and put him to death: and the third day he shall rise again. 34 And they understood none of these things: and this saying was hid from them, neither knew they the things which were spoken.
Most of the reason they failed to grasp Jesus’s words was because, as Luke said, “neither knew they the things which were spoken”: They couldn’t fathom the idea their Messiah would die, then rise from death. ’Cause like everyone else, they knew people don’t just rise from death. Pharisees taught ’em resurrection takes place at the End, when God judges the nations. It wasn’t gonna happen to their Master next weekend!
Subsequently, when everything happened just as Jesus said it would, the students were stunned. They couldn’t believe it. At first they refused to believe it. Despite Jesus’s multiple warnings, they had no clue he’d be raised from the dead after his execution; their culture had totally conditioned them to not expect it. It threw everything they believed into utter chaos. Because dead people don’t come back. They stay dead. Right?
When you read the resurrection stories in the scriptures, you’ll see some of this chaos—because they contradict one another.
- Mark has three women witness Jesus’s empty tomb, Matthew two, Luke more than four.
- Matthew says the women were there to see the angel pull the stone off the sepulcher; Luke says it was already moved and two angels were just hanging out there.
- John and the longer ending of Mark have angels appear to inform the students, but in John Jesus himself appeared to
Mary of Magdala. And later that day, Jesus appeared to the rest of his followers (or, in John, all but Thomas), and proved to them he really was alive.
Why do I bring up
When they eventually did get their story straight, it sounded like this:
1 Corinthians 15.3-8 KJV - 3 For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; 4 and that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures: 5 and that he was seen of Cephas, then of the twelve: 6 after that, he was seen of above five hundred brethren at once; of whom the greater part remain unto this present, but some are fallen asleep. 7 After that, he was seen of James; then of all the apostles. 8 And last of all he was seen of me also, as of one born out of due time.
Contrary to their own belief system, contrary to popular culture, contrary to commonsense, Jesus is alive. They saw him themselves. Hundreds of people saw him. Jesus’s own family (namely his brother James), who had never followed him before, saw him alive, and not only followed him ever after; his siblings became apostles and church leaders. It convinced the Twelve so thoroughly that, rather than go into hiding like they had when he was killed, they proclaimed Jesus boldly for the rest of their lives, and were willing to be martyred and exiled for proclaiming Jesus is alive.
Jesus’s resurrection is the event on which Christianity stands or falls. He’s alive, has conquered sin and death, and is our living, breathing king. The alternative is it’s all crap: Every miracle, prophecy, vision, experience, and remarkable act of faith, for the past 20 centuries, has been based on wishful thinking and dumb luck. Statistically impossible dumb luck, but still.
We Christians are going with the unreasonable—but pretty well-verified—explanation Jesus is alive. It’s what the early Christians testified to, and went to their deaths proclaiming. It’s what we celebrate on Easter.
Ah yes: The pagan parts.
Every Easter, articles pop up in newspapers and magazines “debunking” it. Not Jesus’s resurrection; they don’t want a bunch more angry letters from Christians. No; they jump on the idea of Easter as a former pagan holiday, which we Christians swiped and Christianized.
The rumor is there used to be an ancient Saxon goddess called Eostre. (Either she was named for the month Eostur, or the other way round.) We know next to nothing about her, because once the Saxons became Christian, they got rid of her. We don’t even know she’s the source of the bunnies and eggs and candy. There’s a meme traveling the internet which claims she’s actually Ishtar, the Sumerian goddess of fertility. That’s bunk.
I’ve stated elsewhere: We Christians didn’t steal pagan holidays. We stole Jewish ones. Easter comes from Passover. Eggs came from Passover, where they represent new life, like resurrection. Decorating them was our idea: We originally dyed ’em red to remember Jesus’s blood. Then the Russians started decorating the heck out of ’em, and since it’s fun and creative and impressive, that caught on. Egg games, found in every culture for every reason, got mixed up with Easter. (And our egg hunts are much nicer than the original versions—which used to involve hiding them in thornbushes or other hard- and painful-to-reach places.)
True, bunnies came from paganism. More accurately hares, which were part of the worship of Freya and spring fertility. The Germans mixed ’em together with Christian customs, ’cause like Santa Claus, it’s all in good fun. And because the Easter bunny isn’t a Christian invention, pagans freely use them for marketing and
As for chocolate… well every holiday has chocolate. (Or should.)
How about Easter ham? Ah, that has much darker origins. The medieval Spanish ordered all the Jews and Muslims in their country to either become Christian, leave the country, or go to prison. Just to make sure those who stayed were really Christian, they started the offensive custom of eating
Because of the myths about Easter’s pagan origins—and because it, like Christmas, isn’t in the bible—some Christians don’t celebrate Easter at all. They figure we remember Jesus’s death and resurrection all the time, so there’s not much point for an extra-special day for it. Christians are of course free to observe or disregard holidays however their consciences allow.
Present-day customs.
Easter is the beginning of the Eastertide season, the 50 days between now and
For any twice-a-year Christians, Easter and Christmas are the only days they bother with church. They’ll visit “their church”—whichever congregation they’ve decided is theirs—mainly to show off their Easter clothes, or take the kids to the church’s egg hunt. Church attendance shoots way up. Pastors and the Holy Spirit take advantage of this, and use these mornings to evangelize, so you should see a lot of people repent and come to Jesus during Easter services. If not, your church leaders are totally blowing an opportunity.
American customs include Easter breakfasts, Easter parades, egg hunts, passion plays (in which Jesus gets crucified, sometimes graphically, then resurrected), sunrise services
Oh, and if someone tells you “Christ is risen,” you gotta answer “Christ is risen indeed.” ’Cause if you don’t,
