
Years ago I was asked whether I believe in
He was outraged. I learned about them in bible college? What kind of godless so-called “bible college” did I attend? Well it was an Assemblies of God school, which outraged him all the more because that’s his
I pointed out, same as my professor pointed out, that if he hadn’t told us about the errors, plenty of
It’s for this same reason I’m writing about them here. They exist. Deal with ’em.
’Cause as you know, plenty of Christians refuse to deal with them. In fact this is part of the reason the New International Version is so popular: Its editors have deliberately edited out most of the errors. I’m not kidding. They straight-up changed the text… and now they can claim the
How can they defend this behavior? Meh; they don’t even try. They just figure it’s their duty as good Christian inerrantists to delete the discrepancies, lest antichrists use the discrepancies against them. How they did it—yet can claim any degree whatsoever of intellectual honesty—is by moving ’em to the footnotes. When
Some Septuagint manuscripts and Syriac (see also
2 Kings 8:26 ); Hebrew forty-two
My copy of
But to be fair it’s not just the
And what’s to say 42 is the wrong number, not 22? Maybe Ahaziah was actually 42 years old. You don’t know.
The fear of undermining our faith.
I grew up among inerrantists, who taught me if the bible actually did have any errors—perish the thought—we couldn’t trust anything it had to say. Its truths would topple like a house of cards. We’d have to throw it out. Some inerrantists will still threaten to throw out their bibles if it’s ever found to have errors.
You realize, in doing this, they’re just setting up their own children for
Not for nothing do antichrists try to show them this at their first opportunity.
Okay. The whole “if it has any errors at all, toss it” reasoning is stupid. Wikipedia has errors; we’re all entirely aware it does. (Some of us have corrected those errors. Some of us, foolishly, have contributed to those errors. Either way.) Wikipedia’s errors still don’t stop people from using it to look up all sorts of things. It’s far more right than wrong, and people trust that it’s just right enough.
Likewise the mainstream news media. I realize there are folks who insist we should never trust the mainstream media… and then these folks turn round and insist we should only trust Fox News. In what way is the currently most popular cable news network not mainstream? But I digress: People trust the news, and we’re all aware sometimes the news reports things which are factually wrong. Especially when it’s a breaking story and all the facts aren’t yet in. Yet this doesn’t stop people from believing what they see on Fox News,
If you discovered your 20-volume encyclopedia got a date wrong, or the dictionary misspelled one of the words in a definition, you’re not gonna throw out the books. You’re gonna work around the errors. Which hopefully are minor—otherwise you might have to throw out the books, as I’ve had to do with certain racist history textbooks.
And when we talk about errors in the bible, that’s what we’re dealing with: Minor errors. Nothing that’s gonna undermine what we believe about God. Nothing that’s gonna upend our theological beliefs about salvation, grace, holiness, goodness, God’s character, God’s will, or any such thing. We’re dealing with really little inconsistencies; the sort of things only an obsessed nitpicker would care about.
Christian apologists tend to be obsessed nitpickers, so I get why they’d claim they’d totally throw out their bibles. But y’know, I know a few of those apologists who later came to recognize the bible has errors. They haven’t thrown out their bibles. I haven’t thrown out my bible, and have no plans to whatsoever.
In fact I respect the bible, and the text of the scriptures, too much to hide
Yeah, there’s a list.
Visit any atheist or nontheist website and they’ll give you a much bigger list than the one I present below. That’s because they’re looking for anything whatsoever which they might consider contradictory. You and I won’t necessarily see those things as contradictions. Four gospels?
Likewise
Likewise
Nitpickers might care, and a list of errors is gonna give them a lot of fun nits to pick. So here’s my partial list. It’s not comprehensive; there are others. These are mainly the ones nontheists like to fling at me most.
- The two creation stories.
- The L
ORD said nobody knew his name before he revealed it to Moses,Ex 6.2-3 yet Genesis states they called upon his name.Ge 4.6 - John says nobody’s ever seen God,
Jn 1.18, 1Jn 4.12-13 butit kinda looks like they did. Ex 24.9-11 - Either David ben Jesse captured 700 horsemen
2Sa 8.4 or 7,000.1Ch 18.4 - Either the L
ORD 2Sa 24.1 or Satan1Ch 21.1 got David to take a census. The results were either 800,0002Sa 24.9 or 500,000;1Ch 21.5 with likewise different results for the count of Judah. - Solomon ben David had either 40,000 stalls for his horses
1Ki 4.26 or just 4,000.2Ch 9.45 - Solomon had either 3,300 supervisors over Israel
1Ki 5.16 or 3,600.2Ch 2.2 - The temple’s pillars were either 18 cubits high
1Ki 7.15-22 or 35 cubits.2Ch 3.15-17 - Solomon’s molten sea held either 2,000 baths
1Ki 7.26 or 3,000 baths.2Ch 4.5 - Baasha ben Ahijah died in the 26th year of Asa’s reign,
1Ki 16.6-8 yet somehow built a city in the 36th year of Asa’s reign. 2Ch 16.1 - Omri became king in the 31st year of Asa’s reign, and reigned 12 years,
1Ki 16.23 yet died seven years later in the 38th year of Asa’s reign.1Ki 16.28-29 - Jehoshaphat ben Asa didn’t remove the high places,
1Ki 22.42-43 or he did.2Ch 17.5-6 - Jehu ben Jehoshaphat shot Ahaziah ben Ahab, who fled to Meggido and died there.
2Ki 9.27 Or Ahaziah was found in Samaria, brought to Jehu, and then executed.2Ch 22.9 - Ahaziah ben Jehoshaphat was either 22 years old
2Ki 8.26 or 422Ch 22.2 when he became king for a year. - Jehoiachin ben Jehoiakim was either 18 years old
2Ki 24.8 or eight2Ch 36.9 when he became king for three months. He was succeeded by either his uncle2Ki 24.17 or brother.2Ch 36.10 - Jesus’s two genealogies, of course.
- Ahimelech was head priest when David ate showbread,
1Sa 21.1-6 but Jesus said it was Abiathar.Mk 2.26 - Either there were two demoniacs in Gadara,
Mt 8.28-33 or one.Mk 5.2-16, Lk 8.26-36 - Either a centurion personally asked Jesus to cure his servant,
Mt 8.5-12 or sent representatives.Lk 7.2-10 - After 5,000 were fed, Jesus and his students went to either Gennesaret
Mk 6.53 or Capharnaum.Jn 6.17-25 - Either James and John asked to sit on either side of Jesus,
Mk 10.35-37 or their mother asked for them.Mt 20.20-21 - Jesus either cured two blind men enroute to Jericho
Mt 20.29-34 or just the one.Mk 10.46-52 - The soldiers put Jesus into either a purple robe
Mk 15.17, Jn 19.2 or scarlet.Mt 27.28 - Jesus was either crucified at the third hour
Mk 15.25 or was still standing before Pilate at the sixth hour.Jn 19.14-15 - The differing details of Jesus’s resurrection.
- The people who were with Saul of Tarsus, when Jesus first appeared to him, either heard him
Ac 9.7 or didn’t.Ac 22.9
Like I already said, if these inconsistencies are actual straight-up errors, they’re minor. Some of you might already be thinking, “That’s it? That’s what all the fuss is about? They’re so irrelevant.” Yes they are!
This is hardly stuff which undermines Christianity, or confidence in the bible, or trust in Jesus, or anything. Those Christians who go to such great lengths to write big books on bible difficulties, who demand everybody in their organization must believe in biblical inerrancy, who figure you’re going to hell if you don’t: They’re really making mountains of anthills, aren’t they?
I suspect most of their problem ultimately comes from a lack of real trust in Jesus.
If you trust that Jesus is perfect and inerrant and infallible, you’re not gonna demand such things of your bible. You’re not gonna use your bible as an inferior substitute for such a relationship with Jesus. You’re not gonna worry that bible errors would shake your faith; your faith won’t shake, ’cause foundations (i.e. the apostles and prophets, who wrote bible) might shake and crack, but cornerstones (i.e. Christ Jesus) don’t!
The bible’s a collection of relevant, important, essential texts. But come on, Christians: Put your faith in someone far more solid than bible.

