
This last weekend I heard someone talk about God’s “anointed prophets,” as if that’s actually a thing from the bible. In fact it’s not.
How God makes prophets is ridiculously simple: He starts talking to someone. Might be Samuel ben Elkanah.
1 Samuel 3.6-11 NLT 6 Then the LORD called out again, “Samuel!”- Again Samuel got up and went to Eli. “Here I am. Did you call me?”
- “I didn’t call you, my son,” Eli said. “Go back to bed.”
7 Samuel did not yet know the LORD because he had never had a message from the LORD before.8 So the LORD called a third time, and once more Samuel got up and went to Eli. “Here I am. Did you call me?”- Then Eli realized it was the L
ORD who was calling the boy.9 So he said to Samuel, “Go and lie down again, and if someone calls again, say, ‘Speak, LORD , your servant is listening.’” So Samuel went back to bed. 10 And the LORD came and called as before, “Samuel! Samuel!”- And Samuel replied, “Speak, your servant is listening.”
11 Then the LORD said to Samuel, “I am about to do a shocking thing in Israel.”
Might be Jeremiah ben Hilkiah.
Jeremiah 1.4-10 NLT 4 The LORD gave me this message:5 “I knew you before I formed you in your mother’s womb.- Before you were born I set you apart
- and appointed you as my prophet to the nations.”
6 “O Sovereign LORD ,” I said, “I can’t speak for you! I’m too young!”7 The LORD replied, “Don’t say, ‘I’m too young,’ for you must go wherever I send you and say whatever I tell you.8 And don’t be afraid of the people, for I will be with you and will protect you. I, the LORD , have spoken!”9 Then the LORD reached out and touched my mouth and said,- “Look, I have put my words in your mouth!
10 Today I appoint you to stand up- against nations and kingdoms.
- Some you must uproot and tear down,
- destroy and overthrow.
- Others you must build up
- and plant.”
Might be Ezekiel ben Buzi.
Ezekiel 1.28 - 2.5 NLT 28 All around him was a glowing halo, like a rainbow shining in the clouds on a rainy day. This is what the glory of the LORD looked like to me. When I saw it, I fell face down on the ground, and I heard someone’s voice speaking to me.1 “Stand up, son of man,” said the voice. “I want to speak with you.”2 The Spirit came into me as he spoke, and he set me on my feet. I listened carefully to his words.3 “Son of man,” he said, “I am sending you to the nation of Israel, a rebellious nation that has rebelled against me. They and their ancestors have been rebelling against me to this very day.4 They are a stubborn and hard-hearted people. But I am sending you to say to them, ‘This is what the Sovereign LORD says!’5 And whether they listen or refuse to listen—for remember, they are rebels—at least they will know they have had a prophet among them.”
But in none of these instances do we see God anoint his prophets. He commissions them to speak in his name, tells them what he wants people to hear, and off they go.
Now yeah, you’re gonna hear Christians, and prophets who want people to consider them authority figures, talk about how God’s prophets have “the anointing.” And they’re gonna try to define lots things as anointing. So let’s first get that definition right, shall we?
You’re also gonna see Christians point to Elisha, ’cause the L
1 Kings 19.16 NLT - “Then anoint Jehu grandson of Nimshi to be king of Israel, and anoint Elisha son of Shaphat from the town of Abel-meholah to replace you as my prophet.”
—and claim, “There! Right there! There’s an anointed prophet!” But Elisha’s the only anointed prophet in bible. (Unless you count King David ben Jesse, who was indeed a prophet
Go ahead. Poke around the bible for the prophets’ first God-experiences. Some will be dramatic, like Ezekiel’s vision. Some won’t be. Christians like to point to when Isaiah saw the L
I’m not knocking profound experiences. They’re awesome. But God doesn’t need to start with them, and usually doesn’t. More often it’s like when he first talked to Samuel. Nobody gets “anointed.” Commissioned, yes. That’s all.
Anointing, like I said, is for leadership. God still picks leaders, and has us recognize his choices; and when we do that, typically we lay hands on them and pray for them, and somebody puts oil on ’em. Sometimes it’s a dab on their forehead; sometimes we dump a whole bottle or horn of it all over ’em, like the ancient Israelis did with their kings. But again, that’s leaders. Not prophets.
And if a leader prophesies—and they can; God can talk to them same as he talks to everyone—okay then we’re actually talking about an anointed prophet. But their anointing for leadership, and their ability as prophet, are actually two different things. Two separate things. The anointing doesn’t make ’em a greater prophet, and the prophecy doesn’t make ’em a better leader. And same as every prophet,
So when someone starts calling themselves one of God’s anointed prophets, what we’ve got here is someone who’s either honestly unaware of how God selects prophets… or is trying to pull a fast one, and claim leadership, or demand our obedience, solely because they claim they heard God. But if they’re not already in leadership, that’s an illegitimate claim. That’s like Samuel telling Eli, “I heard God, so you should make me co-head priest.” Or Jeremiah telling King Josiah ben Amon, “I hear God, so you should make me co-king.” It’s rubbish, and if these prophets seriously expect us to believe this and catapult them into leadership, beware.