
In Genesis there’s a story about a massive flood. Rain for a month and a half; waters which covered every hill in the area, and killed every living thing. It was, states the author of Genesis, God’s way of getting rid of the violence in the land—by getting rid of everybody but one righteous (well, righteous enough) family.
Starts like this.
Genesis 6.11-21 KWL - 11 To God’s face, the land was ruined. The land was full of violence.
- 12 God saw the land. Look, ruin!—all flesh ruined its way in the land.
- 13 God told Noah, “To my face, the end of all flesh is coming:
- They fill the land with violence before them. Look, the land is ruined!
- 14 Make yourself a box of cypress trees. Make living spaces in the box.
- Plaster it from the inside to the outside with asphalt.
- 15 This is how you’ll make it: A box 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, 30 cubits high.
- 16 Make a window in the box, a cubit from the top. Make a doorway in the box’s side.
- Make bottom, second, and third floors.
- 17 Look at me: I bring the deluge of waters on the land to destroy all flesh on it,
- the breath of life under the heavens: Everything on the land dies.
- 18 I raise my relationship with you. Come into the box.
- You, your sons, your woman, your sons’ women with you.
- 19 All living things, all flesh: Two of all comes into the box to live with you.
- They’ll be male and female.
- 20 From the bird to its kind, from the animal of its kind,
- from all which swarms the ground of its kind, two of all comes to you to live.
- 21 Take with you all the food you can eat. Gather it for yourselves.
- It’s for food, for you and them.”
- 22 Noah did everything God commanded him to do.
The synchroblog is a diverse group of opinions on the same topic. For September 2018 it’s “What the flood?”—what’s your spin on the story of Noah’s flood?
No we don‘t always agree with one another—and that’s the point. Let’s see what other Christians might say on this matter.
So God has this man, Noah ben Lamekh, build himself a big black box…
Yeah, black box. What d’you think an ark is, a boat? What, were the Hebrews carrying around the Boat of the Covenant through the desert for four decades? Did Indiana Jones excavate a Nazi-killing gold boat, or
But you’d be forgiven if you made the mistake of thinking a
Except it nowhere says in the bible, nowhere in Genesis, that Noah built a boat. That bit about the jeering neighbors? Not in the bible either. I know; you’ve been told that story so many times, you half remember it being biblical, don’t you? Nope; go read
Wait, what about those people in Kentucky who made the Ark Encounter, the life-size Noah’s Ark which they claim is totally based on the bible? Read that bit of Genesis 6 again. God told Noah to build a box. Arguably log-cabin style, ’cause it’s made of
The Kentucky monstrosity is entirely based on popular Christian culture, and what generations of American preachers and their art have speculated about Noah’s box. Something which actually requires less faith in God than Genesis is describing. ’Cause they imagine Noah built something seaworthy, that could survive on its own—instead of something God would have to miraculously preserve, and did.
So when skeptics ask me whether I believe the bible’s flood story, I can’t give them a simple yes. ’Cause I do believe the story. But the story I believe is the plausible one we find in the bible. Not as it’s told
Did God flood all the land… or all the planet?
More than once, Genesis states God dumped the floodwaters on the
Or it can be translated to mean what young-earth creationists mean by it: Earth. Our planet. As a whole.
After all, ereč gets translated “earth” and “world” a whole bunch of times in most bible translations. And most English-speakers can’t help but remember that “Earth,” capitalized, is what we call our planet. So when the scriptures are describing something which involves “all the earth,”
So when Genesis has it that God was flooding the whole ereč, the young-earth creationists are gonna insist this means the whole planet. Not just Mesopotamia; everywhere. Including parts of the planet where there weren’t any humans yet. Because in order to stop the earth’s violence, I suppose God also had to flood Antarctica and take out all those evil penguins.
Sometimes I wonder whether
The most commonsense interpretation of Genesis is God flooded the land. That land; not the planet. After all, flooding the planet was wholly unnecessary. Humans weren’t spread out that far. Nor is God the sort of being who’d destroy everything else he created just ’cause he can, or just to show off how much outrage is in him. I know some
And goodness knows young-earth creationists, who insist the flood was global, have been struggling to find explanations of where all the water came from, and where it went. Apparently “miraculously appeared” and “miraculously disappeared” aren’t among their options… at least not until they’re absolutely stymied for explanations. But never underestimate the practitioners of junk science. They can invent and believe any explanation, no matter how head-scratchingly bad it is to everyone else. The young-earthers I know are currently going with “the firmament” for where the water came from, and “the ice caps” for where it went. (A theory that, at this rate, is soon to be disproven.)
The universe… if we take Genesis literally. NIV Faithlife Study Bible
What’s the
Young-earth creationists have redefined “firmament” to mean a barrier in Earth’s atmosphere which held back the water. Which used to exist… but then God decided to flood the world, so he cracked open the firmament (as they figure “the windows of heaven were opened”
The next verse, in the
Neither does “firmament” mean any atmospheric barrier whatsoever—because the sun, moon, and stars are in it.
I won’t even touch how they imagine Noah kept dinosaurs on the ark.
Defending the flood story, and sharing Jesus.
For skeptics, the implausible part of the flood story is the idea of a global flood. They have no problem believing in floods; we get ’em in the United States every time a hurricane makes landfall, or whenever the Mississippi overflows, or whenever a levee breaks. Floods happen. But a global, extinction-level event? That, they’re not so sure about.
Sometimes I point out to ’em they do believe in extinction-level events, like the asteroid which supposedly killed the dinosaurs, or the smallpox plague which wiped out the Indians, or the potential future catastrophe that pollution might become. (
But once I explain to these skeptics how I don’t believe Noah’s flood was global—how a commonsense interpretation of the scriptures doesn’t require anyone to believe the flood was global—it pretty much answers their skepticism. “Oh, it wasn’t global? Okay then.” And we can move on to other things. More important things. Like, say, Jesus and their relationship with him—the real issue, which people try to avoid by bringing up implausible things which they think are in the bible, like global floods.
For young-earth creationists, they don’t just stumble across the smokescreen; they run into it and try to wave away the smoke. As if their first duty is to defend the self-described “creation scientists” who invented their haywire worldview, and not their Lord. No doubt the devil has a lot of fun sidetracking them into creationism debates, then watching them make all sorts of ignorant statements about “real science” which not only don’t win over skeptics, but make ’em think we Christians are the dumbest, most gullible humans alive. Next thing you know, we’ll be telling them essential oils are better than vaccination.
Don’t let the flood story distract you! Share Jesus.
